Velveteen Blanket – "Desperate Times Calls for Desperate Measures" Cannabis Leaf & Joint Throw
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
A plush, velveteen throw that brings a relaxed, cheeky vibe to late-night chill sessions. The blanket’s warm cream background showcases a bold, hand-drawn cannabis leaf and a smoldering joint, framed by the tongue-in-cheek line: “Desperate times calls for desperate measures.” It drapes easily over couch arms or laps, inviting slow evenings, vinyl spins, and honest conversation. Lightweight yet cozy, the velveteen surface feels soft against the skin while the single-side print stays bright and detailed. This is the kind of blanket that becomes part of ritual — rolled out for movie marathons, backyard bonfires, or quiet solo breaks when you need to unwind and laugh a little.
Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen face with medium heavy-weight (≈300 g/m²) for cozy warmth
- High-detail, single-side print with vivid colors
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) — quick-drying and shape-retaining
- Safety-compliant materials; adult use and tested for consumer safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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